http://ravenloonatik.com RAVENLOONATIK.COM - A Pagan's Rite Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:55:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en *** wishes that "mafia wars" would get into a turf war with "farm town" and all the mobsters and farmers would kill each other so I wouldn't have to get anymore invites to fake shoot people or to grow some virtual celery. *** says WITHOUT GOD...our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=129 is going to help fight continental drift. is stamping out, eliminating and abolishing redundancy! fought the lawn and the lawn won. knows it all. I just can't remember it all at once. lives in his own little world, but it's OK — they know me here. suffers occasional delusions of adequacy. trys to make everyone's day ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=128 I get this phone call from a slightly frazzled Customer Service (Refund/ Exchange counter) asking for some assistance. This woman comes in and explains that she bought a package of three (brand name) green fuzzy tennis balls a few months ago, but lost her receipt (big surprise) and wanted her money ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=127 Things Not to say to someone working in Retail... I'll relate these as though the "Retail Person" is working in an Automotive Parts department and these are stupid things customers say to me when they first walk up to me (or us) _______________________________________________________ 1)  "Excuse me... Do you work here?" My ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=126 Recently, much has been made of the so-called Decline in Customer Service. Supposedly retail employees have become surly, unresponsive, and not at all interested in catering to every whim of the Almighty Customer. Employees' worth can be easily determined by the size of the paycheck they bring home, and they're ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=125 1. Daniel is at two with nature 2. Daniel can’t listen to that much Wagner. Daniel starts getting the urge to conquer Poland. 3. Daniel doesn’t want to achieve immortality through his work… Daniel wants to achieve it through not dying. 4. Daniel places his boss under a pedestal. 5. Daniel took a speed ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=124 Cassie, I heard your breathing across the room. Is death going to take you? It's way too soon. I saw the pain in your beautiful eyes, and if I could ease it, I would surely try. I saw the slowness, in your once strong step Please Cassie, lay down and try to rest. I saw the pleading in ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=123 Daniel says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. Daniel sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. Daniel thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-cheque. Daniel childproofed his house, but they still get in. Daniel is still hot. It just comes in ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=121 1. China is facing an imbalance in male/female ratios. In about 10 years there is going to be a war for women. The article says that for every 100 girls born there are 120 boys born. Now multiply that by a billion people in China. ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=120 Daniel ... the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter. Daniel wonders if he swallowed his pride... would get phat?? Daniel wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall. Daniel joined the group “kill all small furry and cute animals”. Remove Daniel as friend? Daniel monitors your every status change vehemently. He even knows ... http://ravenloonatik.com/?p=119