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So… I was perusing my comments from my June 6th, 2006 Rant and found a second entry posted by Cloud256:
My first encounter with this dipshit, I replied with the following:

http://my.opera.com/ravenloonatik/homes/albums/74913/cloud256_1.JPG�The Comment that Sparked the Hate Mail

http://my.opera.com/ravenloonatik/homes/albums/74913/cloud256.JPG his Second Response Below[/URL][/B]:
According to the http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faggit&defid=643593 Urban Dictionary = “Faggit” I was especially drawn to the 3rd and the 7th definitions.

The 3rd: The wrong spelling of the word “faggot,” mostly spelled wrong by young people who spell it how they pronounce the word, with an “i”
Example:
Aaron(who is 10) says: “Man, you are a faggit”
Ben (who is 16) says: It’s spelled F-A-G-G-O-T, dumbass.

The 7th: Faggit is the term used for the homosexual as spread over both “Faggit” and “Faggot”
However “Faggot” is the definition of a large round mass of meat. This is as of 2003 Oxford Dictionary…
Example:
there is a faggot on my plate…
there is a faggit in my bathroom…

Personally, I’ll go with the 7th definition since it’s actually in a dictionary and this is the context it was used; in a futile attempt to insult me… “a large round mass of meat”… yup, I have that Cloud256, and steel f*cking balls that go with it.

To continue further your argument, you continue to show your infantilism, you agree with me that you aren’t an “adault”. Well, duh! Anyone over the age of 18 can and will figure that out for themselves and agree with me and reiterate my first comment “Go change your diaper”.

Regarding your laughable attempt at posturing by saying I “better be able to back it up”… Holy sh*t dude… yes I can, and WILL back it up… can you???�

Meet cha by the bike racks at 3 o’clock… LMAO!

As for your silly notion of “you cant stop me from posting so dont tell me to go away”…
Ummmm NEWS FLASH Moron:

http://my.opera.com/ravenloonatik/homes/albums/74913/cloud256_2.JPG YES I CAN MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR !
But I won’t… because I WANT you to keep posting… just for my sheer entertainment value… and a lesson for those thinking of having children;

!! Caution: Your Children Could be a Moron Like This Person !! Please do not reproduce !!

Hilarious!

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Below is a play-by-play of two friends on MSN flirting with each other. This constitutes one of the best online flirting banter’s I’ve read in a long time… I thought both participants deserve to get together after this… don’t you?
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Guy says: what is with thase people who log into MSN and just sit there idle without intention to talk to one another. man whats the world comming to?

Gal says: lol some of us use msn for work and do not have time for friendly chats

Guy says: hmmmm… If you paid me we could technically call it a “business” meeting

Gal says: HAHA

Guy says: not sure what I’m worth on the open market tho - I’ll have to check the DOW and get back to you

Gal says: lol well let me know, you can find me on the TSE

Guy says: really? what kind of dividends can I get off that? I’m interested in investing…

Gal says: hmmm you would have to do some research, it is a very diversified market

Guy says: wel then… perhaps there’s a website where I can conduct some market research.

Gal says: the website is not completed yet but you can look at what is there at http://www.myspace.com/insertnicknameofgalhere

Guy says: better yet lets meet for coffee and discuss difersifying your portfolio

Gal says: I have a very busy schedule this week, for some reason there are more potential investors than ususal. If anything opens up though i will let you know

Guy says: I feel a strong show of force is necessary, a corporate tackover of the competitions assets may be required.

Guy says: I really wish I could sp[ell

Gal says: lol

Guy says: and type

Gal says: yes, msn spellcheck would be wonderfull

Gal says: as for corporate takevovers, do you have a plan for that? it would definately be a hostile takeover

Guy says: oh no… I was thinking more along the lines of seazing their “assets” and making an offer not worthy of refusal.

Gal says: oh i see

Gal says: that is different

Gal says: do you have a proposal ready for presentation?

Guy says: I prefer the one on one investment seminars

Gal says: good stuff

Gal says: I may be able to schedule a meeting sometime later this week.

Guy says: wow… there seems to have been an opening created. Must be my persuasive personality

Gal says: well we prefer investors with a positive and creative outlook.

Guy says: I can be as deviant… err creatinve as you like.

Guy says: I mean creative….

Guy says: stoopid typing skills

Gal says: lol well we can discuss creative solutions during our meeting

Guy says: I’ll bring pictures, err I mean a presentation outlining the different positions I’m able to hold with in your organisation

Gal says: lol sounds good, i look forward to that

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Thus ends the banter that I was privy too… I don’t know why they just don’t just get together, they both have such good personalities!! LOL.

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As some of you have seen, I received an Ultimate Blog for Top reasons I can’t quit smoking. Well, I had quietly given myself a date to quit smoking Now as xMuX so elegantly put it, you are “Stopping Smoking” not quitting. I’m to come see him in a month and THEN I can tell him I quit. I didn’t tell anyone including Lil’ Minx.

Well, that’s what friends are for I guess, at least MuX doesn’t patronize me by saying sh*t like “good for you man, I wish I could quit”or “so how’s that quitting smoking thing going for you?”
How the hell do you think it’s going for me? It’s like giving up a favorite thing to do to occupy yourself, like reading a book.
He understands me better than most of my family ever could. A brother in arms so-to-speak.

I’ll tell you what, I’ve been smoking since I was about 11 years old and I’ve periodically quit smoking at certain intervals in my life. I’ve always started up again for reasons I’ve already stated in a previous rant. I think I know everything you wanted to know about smoking and WHY it’s bad for me and others around me. Sh*t a lot of the negatives have been happening lately (hacking up a lung etc)

I’m quitting sorry STOPPING smoking that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna slip once in a while and that doesn’t mean I’ve completely stopped yet. I decided enough was enough, smoking a pack a day and in one day, almost nothing.
I certainly am not going to berate myself if I decide to have a cigarette one day or even two.
I know so many people who are casual smokers, smoke once in a while, or people who can just shut it off. I’m NOT one of those people. I’m a Cancer by nature. We have highly addictive personalities. IT’S ALL about the INSTANT GRATIFICATION!

So I figure I’ll have to fallback on another vice oh wait, I don’t really drink. Nope, ain’t gonna do that. I don’t do drugs Sex well is that really a vice?? Umm nope.
I drink STOOPID amounts of caffeine and Tim Horton’s Crack-in-a-Cup on a daily basis. While that is far from being a vice, I can fall back on that a bit.
Hmmmm Gambling is a vice, and I never could get into pissing money away (at least in that manner)
I can eat myself silly mmm nope, I now have Celiac’s Disease and the list of food I CAN eat is a helluvalot shorter than the CAN’T have list.

I’m not looking for sympathy, I’m not looking for well wishes, kudos, congratulations, more guilt as to WHY it’s better that I don’t smoke, nor do I need non-smokers preaching to me, attempting to mold me over to the bitter ex-smoker attitude. I don’t need people tip-toeing around hoping not to tempt me or screw it up for me.

The previous times I quit smoking, I was an uber prick to everyone around me. Not because of the withdrawal, but of the people around me. That’s where I get the psychotic urges to repeatedly drown people for the sheer glee it would make me feel afterwards.

(I’d do it too, but the legal system still hasn’t had any precedents that would allow me to get away with it yet in the Canadian Legal System but I am watching)

So if you haven’t figured it out just yet leave me the f*ck alone and you’re safe.

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