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1. China is facing an imbalance in male/female ratios. In about 10 years there is going to be a war for women. The article says that for every 100 girls born there are 120 boys born. Now multiply that by a billion people in China. Yeah that is a lot of men with no prospect for a wife at all, let alone one that they find physically/mentally/emotionally attractive.

2. I like to call this my Crowded Room Theory. Take a room of any size and start inserting people into it. At some point the room will become noticably warmer with every person shoved in. Now imagine that the earth is a room and we have over 6 billion people in it. that is compared to just under 2 billion in 1900. We more than tripled how crowded the room was in about 100 years. Could body heat be the culprit behind global warming.

3. Milk bottlers put a chemical in the milt to make it go sour after a few days to ensure that people are constantly buying their product. The government lets this happen because the states get sales tax on every sale.

Yes, they are a little Kooky, but so am I.

Daniel … the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter.

Daniel wonders if he swallowed his pride… would get phat??

Daniel wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall.

Daniel joined the group “kill all small furry and cute animals”. Remove Daniel as friend?

Daniel monitors your every status change vehemently. He even knows what that word means.

Daniel sent you a gift on FaceBook that didn’t cost him a penny. Doesn’t that destroy the main idea of a gift?

Daniel changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

Daniel wrote on your funwall “your no fun”.

Daniel added the “Are You Interested in a Stalker” application

Daniel commented on his photo “you are amazing”

Daniel is staring at his facebook waiting for messages to arrive.

Daniel is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.