Archive for August, 2008
Some more Status
Daniel says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
Daniel sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
Daniel thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-cheque.
Daniel childproofed his house, but they still get in.
Daniel is still hot. It just comes in flashes.
Daniel thinks at his age, “getting lucky” means finding his van in the parking lot.
Daniel’s reality cheque just bounced.
Daniel is not 41. I’m $40.95 plus tax.
Daniel is not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
Daniel says keep staring….I may do a trick.
Daniel is DANGEROUSLY under-medicated.
Daniel thinks his wife washes her mouth out with chocolate every time she hears the word “exercise”.