Archive for August, 2009
Some new Status updates
is going to help fight continental drift.
is stamping out, eliminating and abolishing redundancy!
fought the lawn and the lawn won.
knows it all. I just can’t remember it all at once.
lives in his own little world, but it’s OK — they know me here.
suffers occasional delusions of adequacy.
trys to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
is not an actor, but I play one on TV.
has had fun before. This isn’t it.
is wondering if less means more, then think how much more, would more be?
can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
says if things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
lives vicariously… through himself.
once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
’s reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
is the most interesting man in the world.
can speak French in Russian..
, my friends, is indeed…. THAT man.
’s charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
’s legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them
is a lover not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.
has noticed that friends are scarce, when not on Facebook
I heard that goldfish grow to the size of their environment. (bowl) Since hearing this I have stopped wearing underwear
has calculated that half of his Facebook friends are below average
didn’t say it was your fault… I’m just blaming you…
is going around telling people that you’re really 46