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Daniel … the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter.
Daniel wonders if he swallowed his pride… would get phat??
Daniel wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall.
Daniel joined the group “kill all small furry and cute animals”. Remove Daniel as friend?
Daniel monitors your every status change vehemently. He even knows what that word means.
Daniel sent you a gift on FaceBook that didn’t cost him a penny. Doesn’t that destroy the main idea of a gift?
Daniel changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.
Daniel wrote on your funwall “your no fun”.
Daniel added the “Are You Interested in a Stalker” application
Daniel commented on his photo “you are amazing”
Daniel is staring at his facebook waiting for messages to arrive.
Daniel is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.