Disclaimer
If you are easily offended, go play somewhere else. This is my venting ground. I don’t force you to read this crap. I don’t get off on exposing children to profanity and the like.
I don’t come to your house, pry your eyes open Clockwork Orange-style and make you sound out the words like a big boy. No, you had to come to me. You came on your own. If you came here by accident, and begin to read one of my entries by accident, and it offends you: stop reading.
This website is published by and reflects the personal views of ME, in my individual capacity. It does not necessarily represent the views of the company I work for, or their clients, and is not sponsored or endorsed by them.
The creator of these pages has a very dry, whimsical, often sarcastic sense of humor. Therefore, these pages are not safe for reading by the Humor Impaired or the Sarcastically Disadvantaged (or by the incurably stupid with a chip on their shoulder, for that matter — (you know who you are)
Reading them can cause severe mental trauma in persons who must live with these sort of challenges.
I cannot be held responsible for any Pun Trauma or PSS (Parody Stress Syndrome) or other sarcasm-induced difficulties which could be suffered by unwary readers.
If you are unable to take a joke, unable to recognize tongue-in-cheek whimsy and/or obvious sarcasm, or are otherwise Humor Impaired, please leave these pages if you feel yourself becoming confused, angry, or otherwise disoriented.
Thank you